Monday, July 14, 2003
Drop it like it’s hot, drop drop it like it’s hot.
SO!
The Daily News article came out yesterday. I don’t know if you read down after Friday’s post to see me freaking out about the “preview” they put in Friday’s paper. Well, yesterday morning at 7am, my phone began ringing off the hook. I stayed in bed not answering, so afraid that I was going to hate the picture or that even worse, they wouldn’t use it in the real article. Eventually I got out of bed and walked to the local convenience store to buy a couple copies. I got home, I sat, and I opened up the paper and my eyes BUGGED out of my head.
Not only is the picture IN the paper…it is the COVER of the Lifeline section! HAHAHAHAHA! No for real!
It was a FULL-page picture. I pooped my pants immediately, then I burst out laughing, then I almost cried, then I went in to my bedroom to think about what had just happened. God, how could I have pooped in my own pants??
I smoked a cigarette and stared at the picture for about 20 long minutes. “It doesn’t look like me at all?” I thought to myself. “I must weigh close to 350# in the picture” I worried to myself. “This is so surreal” I finally decided.
The article was pretty good too. I was happy with the quotes she used and yeah! It was a complete thrill. Supposedly, they sell the Daily News around the country, so my dad went out yesterday and bought every copy they had in the local CVS. My uncles did the same in San Francisco. I bought two copies and plan on laminating them so I can stare at myself for the rest of my life. LAME! Okay, that’s it. Do you want to see it? Promise you will be nice to me about it? I don’t really look like I am pregnant in real life, but as you know, sometimes the camera adds babies to your otherwise non-baby filled stomach. Whatever. Here is the internet version of the article. (sike, the link has been removed. YOU missed it. I'm sorry.)
In other news…I am off to visit my friend Rita this weekend. Really looking forward to it. ROCK.
More news…I leave for my Bahamas vacation a week from Saturday. UM!
Still some news…my niggle has healed. There is still a tiny bump, but it doesn’t hurt at all anymore. Sorry for freaking out about it…it’s just…well…it’s my niggle. And I don’t like when niggles hurt.
And finally…I am going to get a new checking account today. That’s pretty fun, since Chase Manhattan Bank sucks a fatty. They charge you fees for everything and I am TIRED of that nonsense.
Alright…that’s it for now.
Now and Laters. Yum.
SO!
The Daily News article came out yesterday. I don’t know if you read down after Friday’s post to see me freaking out about the “preview” they put in Friday’s paper. Well, yesterday morning at 7am, my phone began ringing off the hook. I stayed in bed not answering, so afraid that I was going to hate the picture or that even worse, they wouldn’t use it in the real article. Eventually I got out of bed and walked to the local convenience store to buy a couple copies. I got home, I sat, and I opened up the paper and my eyes BUGGED out of my head.
Not only is the picture IN the paper…it is the COVER of the Lifeline section! HAHAHAHAHA! No for real!
It was a FULL-page picture. I pooped my pants immediately, then I burst out laughing, then I almost cried, then I went in to my bedroom to think about what had just happened. God, how could I have pooped in my own pants??
I smoked a cigarette and stared at the picture for about 20 long minutes. “It doesn’t look like me at all?” I thought to myself. “I must weigh close to 350# in the picture” I worried to myself. “This is so surreal” I finally decided.
The article was pretty good too. I was happy with the quotes she used and yeah! It was a complete thrill. Supposedly, they sell the Daily News around the country, so my dad went out yesterday and bought every copy they had in the local CVS. My uncles did the same in San Francisco. I bought two copies and plan on laminating them so I can stare at myself for the rest of my life. LAME! Okay, that’s it. Do you want to see it? Promise you will be nice to me about it? I don’t really look like I am pregnant in real life, but as you know, sometimes the camera adds babies to your otherwise non-baby filled stomach. Whatever. Here is the internet version of the article. (sike, the link has been removed. YOU missed it. I'm sorry.)
In other news…I am off to visit my friend Rita this weekend. Really looking forward to it. ROCK.
More news…I leave for my Bahamas vacation a week from Saturday. UM!
Still some news…my niggle has healed. There is still a tiny bump, but it doesn’t hurt at all anymore. Sorry for freaking out about it…it’s just…well…it’s my niggle. And I don’t like when niggles hurt.
And finally…I am going to get a new checking account today. That’s pretty fun, since Chase Manhattan Bank sucks a fatty. They charge you fees for everything and I am TIRED of that nonsense.
Alright…that’s it for now.
Now and Laters. Yum.
